Following is a great quote from The Simpson’s that I was reminded of today:
Homer: So you think you know better than this family, eh? Well as long as you’re in my house you’ll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon!
Bart: Yes father.
Lisa: Mom, dad, my spiritual quest is over!
Homer: Hold that thought… Bacon up that sausage, boy!
Bart: But dad, my heart hurts!
You can listen to it here. Classic stuff.