In various Native American cultures, a dreamcatcher is a hand woven web-like object that is supposed to be hung over your bed. Its purpose is to serve as a filter for dreams so you only have visions of maple bacon lollipops dancing in your head, and you avoid nightmares about things like becoming a vegetarian.

 

In an effort to encourage porcine-filled dreams, the gang over at Portland Hamburgers recently had the idea to assemble a dreamcatcher made of bacon.

 

The bacon grease dripping on your head while you sleep would just be an added bonus.