In case you missed it, there was a pretty amusing segment about bacon on last night’s episode of Nightline. Watch below. My favorite quotes:

 

“Bacon is like the character on a sitcom that’s brought in as the zany neighbor and then takes over the show with his catchphrases.”

 

“We like bacon because it’s good. It’s naughty because we like it so much.”

 

“Problem with (the bacon explosion) is that there’s not enough bacon in it.”

 

“I didn’t start eating bacon because I wanted people to like me, and I certainly am not going to stop because those same people have moved on to their next fashionable flesh.”