Start your day with Basic Breakfast flavored Meat Water.
From the Meat Water website:
“Breakfast in your cupholder! There’s no better way to start your day than with a healthy breakfast. Drink this while you drive to work and taste that crispy bacon, fluffy egg and buttery toast! But use a straw! You don’t want any of that delicious beverage to stain your business suit! Best enjoyed at body temperature!”
Priceless.
(h/t The Meat Show)